How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.