How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!