Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Nobody takes him for granite.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!