Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.