Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.