Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.