Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy