Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.