Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy