What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.