Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.