Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.