Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !