Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?

Tagliateddy !

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.