A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
What if my house burns down
Would you like a copy of the big issue
Leave them to slug it out.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
By tying a knot on its tail.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Because sheep would be too obvious.
They can't get their trunks off...
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.