What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!