What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!