What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.