What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

1999 Jokes More 1999 Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.