Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Cars.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Both are yellow and can't drive.
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
A woman.
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Bro, do you even shift?"
Not even bro.
Notice me 7pi!
No weigh...
Because they're reliable, quality made cars.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
