What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!