Both are yellow and can't drive.
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Coffee Mug
With a square Dance!
Because he's a C sponge!
Because his house was underwater.
He's way too self-absorbent
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
The way they enter your house.
He turns off his Xbox.
Hard work and dedication.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A Yutopia
A Mellow Yellow
A square dance.
Hey, we should get together and square dance!
They both make black men run faster.
Someone's losing their trailer
All the homes there are underwater
He had cold feet.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
