How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.