How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!