Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

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A hot mess.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

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Kick him in the balls

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Because he bawled.