What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."