What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)