What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.