Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!