Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."