How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.