How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Previous Random Joke Next

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.