How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.