Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch