Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names