Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.