Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch