How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.