How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.