What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.