What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill