What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.