How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"