How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !