How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.