What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !