What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...