What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!