How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.