How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.