How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...