What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast