What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.