What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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A: You get a short circut.

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Gravi-tea !

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Ducks like a quack.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Guacamole

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.