What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito