Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine