Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack