What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.