Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.