What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.