What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.