What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.