Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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So women don't get elected.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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They Cantaeloped!

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The Czech engine light is always on.

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Canceled Czechs

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.