Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"