How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !