How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.