How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.