He was de-lighted
A soccer match.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
He was born ina 1818.
Huge Jackman
A dead bird.
Because there's more birds in it.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
The conductor.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Ready steady glow !