He was de-lighted
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Electricity.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
He had tripped a fan.
A pilot you racist
Because it's too far to walk.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
To the Dock
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
They burn calories.
