How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp