What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents