What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi