What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.