How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.