Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.