What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from