What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.