What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.