What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.