Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!