Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10