Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.