What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."