Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!