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Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
King Kong
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Dyslexia
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
He said, "do we now "
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
When he's a billionaire.