A messed up system of karma
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
1 GB
Dad.
A: FIRETRUCK.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
All of them.
He got impeached!
He fell on his ash.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because 7 8 9.
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A huge mess.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
