A messed up system of karma
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
The NBA.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Linoleum Blownapart
A receding hare line.
Hop in
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Two chickens and a goat.
A: Having legs!
Get a new robe!
It's holey! get it
