What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...