How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.